function MakeArray(n) {
  this.length = n
  return this
}
monthNames = new MakeArray(12)
monthNames[1] = "Jan"
monthNames[2] = "Feb"
monthNames[3] = "Mar"
monthNames[4] = "Apr"
monthNames[5] = "May"
monthNames[6] = "Jun"
monthNames[7] = "July"
monthNames[8] = "Aug"
monthNames[9] = "Sep"
monthNames[10] = "Oct"
monthNames[11] = "Nov"
monthNames[12] = "Dec"

dayNames = new MakeArray(7)
dayNames[1] = "Sunday"
dayNames[2]= "Monday"
dayNames[3] = "Tuesday"
dayNames[4] = "Wednesday"
dayNames[5] = "Thursday"
dayNames[6] = "Friday"
dayNames[7] = "Saturday"

var today = new Date() 
var theday = dayNames[today.getDay() + 1]
var themonth = monthNames[today.getMonth() + 1]
var thedays = today.getDate()